17.3.10

The Inverted "Understanding Titus Andronicus" Pyramid

"OMFG OBERST IS OUR GOD HOW DARE YOU SOIL HIS NAME BY COMPARING HIM TO THIS AVERAGE GUY THAT HAPPENS TO FRONT A GREAT ROCK AND ROLL BAND, SOMETHING CONOR WAS NEVER ABLE TO DO FOR VERY LONG?" - Dumb Bright Eyes Fans that need to grow up at the bottom.

"Although he sounds staggeringly similar to another angsty youngster, Conor Oberst, Titus' Springsteen-Bloody-Valentine sound differs greatly from the Nebraskan folk troubadour." - Reductionist music critics that need to just take out their headphones and think of better things to say in the middle.

"We aren't going to mention anyone but Patrick Stickles and the rest of Titus Andronicus when talking about Titus Andronicus because if you're not lazy, you know that they have no easy points of comparison except maybe the history books they dig their noses in."  - Actual human beings at the top.