21.3.10

Charter of Liberties

I get amazed by students have lived in this city almost two years and still they say things like Rittenhouse Square Park and have never ridden a bus.  It's easy people: William Penn laid out five SQUARES (just. squares.) in his original plan for Philadelphia, and all you have to do to catch the bus is find the sign and all you have to do to get off is pull the cord. Get it? Also find it annoying when students have never been further east than the train station, further north than Susquehanna Avenue, and further west than the fraternities.

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