Wtfsuckers

You know what was weird? There was this big trend in the late fall among football players of eating lollipops. They would position them in their mouths so that one of their cheeks would be bulging and the stick would come out a an angle in an effort to make the sucker a more natural extension of their mouths. So during this one early-November week, there was an influx of second, third and fourth string football players with this weird lollipop infatuation. I saw them in study hall, but most often after school. I went to the mall actually and saw another kid I know only in passing with one. Each time was definitely a wtf moment. Just thought that you should know.